HEY THIS IS OUT OF FUCKING CHARACTER
OOC:
I ever tell you guys about the time I was busy? Oh well I’m fucking busy.
Blog author is applying to colleges and shit. So until applications are done there isn’t time to run all these god damn blogs. I’ll be back soon.
I FUCKING SWEAR IT… THE FLAME WON’T DIE OUT…
rainbowaglets:
this was the battle between the spanish and the native americans
I RODE THEM BITCHES HARD BACK IN THE DAY
ask-stevenstone:
well…… are they shiny?

But I mean you can always help me polish them if you want it shiny.
Alright, my turn, Anon. I give real challenges. You should look up “rectal prolapse” on google images.
Go on.
And then I get a cappucino and go do adult things.
...have you aged since the start of the series? i know Ash hasn't, but i figured since you're gary motherfucking oak and your ARE motherfucking aweomse, you would have the capacity to age (unless that dumbass ash). so. how old are you now? and dont fucking tell me you're ten.
It’s called acting. Due to my fucking awesome ways, the producers realized I could not be a constant character on children’s television. It’s why I don’t show up a lot anymore, because I’m not gonna let ashy-boy’s baby adventures slow me down. I do what I want bitch. But I have a career, I’ve got ladies. I keep the same pace as my manga/game counterparts… I’m busy with my badass research so I honestly stopped keeping track, I’ve gotta be 18 by now right?
((I know bulbapedia had Blue (green in japan) listed as 16 last time I bothered to look. But that was like the fifth or sixth chapter of the manga? I think it’d be safe to say he’s about 18 by now. Feel free to give your opinion unless it’s HE’S TEN because fuck you Gary Motherfucking Oak is not ten.))